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+ | =====Nightmare For One of Parliamentary Procedure.===== | ||
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+ | By Dot English. | ||
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+ | __Time__: March, 1946. | ||
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+ | __Location__: | ||
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+ | __Voice__: " | ||
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+ | (Applause: Scent of violets and hyacinths - 'The heights by great mem reached and kept' - purple and fine linen - greatest honour the Club can award - dignity - integrity - deference - respect - Gloria in Excelsis - Ring the Bell, Watchman, and other expressions of triumph.) | ||
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+ | __End of Part 1.__ | ||
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+ | ---- | ||
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+ | __Part 2.__ | ||
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+ | __Time__: 1 year later. | ||
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+ | __Location__: | ||
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+ | "Am I the Chairman? Am I Chief Custodian of the Bone, charged with disciplining this hydra-headed rabble, or am I merely a punching ball set up to take the verbal blows, the uppercuts, the right and left slashes in this free-for-all no-holds-barred bedlam!" | ||
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+ | Patience, Jack lad, Patience. That herd of Old Members settled down together in the front benches, chewing over a generous cud of their past achievements, | ||
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+ | Do we hear the President laugh mirthlessly and say that in the matter of Parliamentary Procedure all Club members without exception live in a darkness as black as the back side of the moon! (Point of Order, Mr. Chairman. You'll have to put that in the form of a Motion and then well be prepared to discuss it... Those for raise the right hand. Those against raise the left hand Those who hold no opinion raise both hands. Scrutineers please...) | ||
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+ | Let us now turn to the Motions on the Agenda. Ah-ha-h-h, Contentious matter! All over the room members are leaping to their feet like little Tom-Tinker-who-sat-on-a-clinker, | ||
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+ | "Point of Order!" | ||
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+ | "I disagree!" | ||
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+ | "Mr. President that last speaker is quite wrong!" | ||
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+ | You intermittently hear a timid voice trying to wrestle its way in for an explanation and your sympathy goes out to this poor dumb deluded newcomer. She has spent a bit of time worrying out the two motions, (a) that the Club is __against__ appointing members as Hon. Members, (b) that the Club is __in favour__ of appointing members as Hon. Members. 5 ft. 8 ins. of bristling aggressiveness leaps to his feet and tells her in fine scorn that makes her curl up at the edges that she needn' | ||
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+ | Let us have Hon. Members. Let us have __no__ Hon. Members. | ||
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+ | X equals 1. X equals -1. Therefore X equals Nothing. | ||
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+ | She doesn' | ||
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- | NIGHTLIARE POR ONE | ||
- | or | ||
- | PARLIAItNTARY. PROCEDURE. By Dot English. Time: March, 1946. | ||
- | Location: The Rationalist Association Headquarters. | ||
- | - Voice: " | ||
- | (Applause: Scent of violets and hyacinths - 'The heights "oL 'great mem reached and kept' - purple and fine linen - greatest honour | ||
- | the Club can award - dignity - integrity - deference - respect - Gloria | ||
- | in Excelsis - Ring the Bell, Watchman, and other expressions of triumoh.. | ||
- | End of Part 1. | ||
- | Part 2* | ||
- | Time: 1 year later. | ||
- | Location: The same, but now abbreviated to the Rat House. Annual meeting in progress - lots of voices talking wholesale lots of nothing - a confusion unequalled this side of delerium. Unhappy President being bombarded with Motions, Amendments and Points of Order till he feels like a fraction being reduced to its lotrest terms. | ||
- | "Am I the Chairman? Am I Chief Custodian of the Bone, charged with disciplining this hydra-headed rabble, or am I merely a punching ball set up to take the verbal blows, the uppercuts, the right and left | ||
- | las-hes in this fx-se-for-all no-holds-barred bedlam:" | ||
- | Patience, Jack lad, Patience. That herd of Old :dembers setloCL 'down together in the front benches, chewing over a generous cud of t'Jei; past achievements, | ||
- | first being torn to rags. Its flesh was hurled to the din3oes, its 1?6TIES to the crows and its scalp hung on the topmost eucalynt, but frorj the welter of slaughter emerged that bright shining jewel, the Constitution, | ||
- | Do we hear the President laugh Qr)d say that in tbP | ||
- | matter of Parliamentary ProoG4.11700 c%11 LIb I11O1fOerS Wi thutc: | ||
- | 8, | ||
- | Order, Mr. Chain:Gan. You'll have to put that in the form of a Eotion | ||
- | and then well be prepared to discuss it Those for raise the | ||
- | right hand. Those against raise the loft hand Those who hold no opin- | ||
- | ion raise both hands. Scrutineers please | ||
- | Let us now turn to the Motions on the Agenda. Ah-ha-h-h, Cc-- | ||
- | tentious matter' | ||
- | Tam-Tinker-who-sat-on-a-clinIcer, | ||
- | _ | ||
- | "Point of Order!" | ||
- | "Er. President that last speaker is quite wrongt" | ||
- | You intermittently hear a timid voice trying to wrestle its way in for an explanation and your sympathy goes out to this poor dumb deluded newcomer. She has spent a bit of time worrying out the two :notions, (a) that the Club is against appointing members as lign. Members, (b) that the Club is in favour of appointing members as Hon. Members. 5 ft. 8 ins, of bristling aggressiveness leaps to his feet and tells her in fine scorn that makes her curl up at the edges that she needn' | ||
- | Let us have Hon. 1.1embers. Let us have no Hon. Lembors. | ||
- | .11 | ||
- | X equals 1 X equals -I | ||
- | Therefore X equals Nothing. | ||
- | , She doesn' | ||
- | ao4ure.- | ||
"Has a frog got ears?" | "Has a frog got ears?" | ||
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- | "Order?" That goes for everyone except a small round-faced figure circulating round the room like the moon among the lesser planets. Whenever its orbit crossed another it would pause and hold a bright conversation in the charmingly precise diction of the 3-year-old, The Groat Speakers are up in full voice - Club Diplomats, Doctrinaire Accountants, | + | "Order! Order!" |
- | got ears?" | + | |
- | And now the new President has been elected. With a sigh of relief the weary Ex vacates the Chair. Straightway from the multitude | + | "Order!" That goes for everyone except a small round-faced figure circulating round the room like the moon among the lesser planets. Whenever its orbit crossed another it would pause and hold a bright conversation in the charmingly precise diction of the 3-year-old. The Great Speakers are up in full voice - Club Diplomats, Doctrinaire Accountants, |
- | 9. | + | |
- | acity: "You can't go yet', Youhaven' | + | And now the new President has been elected. With a sigh of relief the weary Ex vacates the Chair. Straightway from the multitude |
- | "The last thing? | + | |
- | 0 electric light fixture, | + | "The last thing? |
- | And so passed the'late President to a peace, pure, perfect, | + | |
+ | And so passed the late President to a peace, pure, perfect, and perpetual. | ||
The new President, Tom Moppet, took the Chair and at 11.30 declared the meeting closed. | The new President, Tom Moppet, took the Chair and at 11.30 declared the meeting closed. | ||
- | rliarl...... | + | |
- | R. liy,,_.(22p) SavaLpA_O.B.E. | + | ---- |
- | Our hearty congratulations to Bob Savage, on whom has been conferred the distinction of being an Officer of the Military | + | |
- | Bob became of member of the S.B.W. in 199. He is also an original member of the Rover Rambler Club and the :River Canoe Club. | + | =====R. W. (Bob) Savage, O.B.E.===== |
- | At the outbreak of war he was a Militia Officer in the 8th Division Signals. He transferred to the 9th Division and went to the Middle East in 1940 at Adjutant. While abroad he serVed | + | |
- | the 1st Australian Ski TrooPs | + | Our hearty congratulations to Bob Savage, on whom has been conferred the distinction of being an Officer of the Military |
- | He was honoured for highly meretorious service, and outstanding devotion to duty. " Bob's well deserved distinction has been | + | |
- | 4 | + | Bob became of member of the S.B.W. in 1929. He is also an original member of the Rover Rambler Club and the River Canoe Club. |
- | . earned in the hard way. | + | |
- | For sale, an easy way to make the walk over Narrow Neck se(.11 | + | At the outbreak of war he was a Militia Officer in the 8th Division Signals. He transferred to the 9th Division and went to the Middle East in 1940 at Adjutant. While abroad he served |
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+ | He was honoured for "highly meretorious service, and outstanding devotion to duty." Bob's well deserved distinction has been earned in the hard way. | ||
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+ | For sale, an easy way to make the walk over Narrow Neck seem shorter. Impossible you say, but wait till you hear it, as hear will when you go there with Colin and Phil. First they argue about Psychology then about Radio and the merits of Practical and Technical knowledge then the conversation switches to the difference between | ||
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IN THE ELYSIAN FIELDS. | IN THE ELYSIAN FIELDS. | ||
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